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no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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