You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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