His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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