are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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