we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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