i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
