Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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