Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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