You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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