Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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