Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
How naked do you want me to be?
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