Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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