I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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