Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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