How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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