if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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