she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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