So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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