i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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