We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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