Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
