Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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