would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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