"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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