This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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