OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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