Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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