i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
why is half of my head shaved?
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