No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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