when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Can you bring me the toilet please
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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