Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
