Where is the hickey?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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