omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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