Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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