so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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