3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
