If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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