I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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