I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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