Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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