Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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