how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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