She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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