All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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