ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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