So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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