we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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