I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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