i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My bed smells like the plague
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