i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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