Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Come on in and take your pants off
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