doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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