hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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