it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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