just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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