im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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